autiisticpapyrus:

Pokémon Platinum (2008)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

skinnyismyhome:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

libertariancommunism:

armsnotsigns:

libertariancommunism:

armsnotsigns:

thunder-the-wolf:

armsnotsigns:

libertariancommunism:

But somehow its white folks fault

Do… Do you know where Spain is located?

How does spains location matter?

Y'all are the ones that think Spaniards are white.

dykescxual:

datsharkcritic:

dykescxual:

datsharkcritic:

im-so-pharah-way:

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

Must the word “bitch” be used? Can we say “Dumb woman” or “Dumb Lady” or Dumb Girl” or Dumb Female” pride flag instead of using a derogatory word that men use to equate us to dogs to be dominated, controlled and fucked?

Sorry I’m at Saw Con I can’t change it now

Ok. Saw Con?

saw con my dick and balls

frooooooooootlooooooooooops:

klubbhead:

yoi-shenanigans:

Here is a baby button quail on a spoon

Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon

kkokeiko:

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rileys-universe:

watching dog videos at 2am yesterday made me want to animate pumpkin screaming at a sock (beware: kinda loud)

starwarsgraphictee:

mellenabrave:

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

superbrybread:

cerastes:

20th-century-friend:

Man wrestling would be so hype if time stops and the Street Fighter-type Super Art flash effect happened, then the move progressed.

I’d get so into everything.

This is how the WWE should edit their fights from now on

captainduh:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

wattpadfic:

thenosleepsquad:

wattpadfic:

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

longnuts:

moonlandingwasfaked:

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

mortalitasis:

joshsmutcherson:

🤣

jonginssoo:

sukaibaek’s reactions to the pictures used for their commemorative medals